To me, sexuality is a preference. Everyone is presented with a menu and you choose what you want from the list. Below I've described sexualities metaphorically.
Group A
Before they go to a restaurant, they already know what they want to have. I call this group the Straights.
Group B
They hold the menus in their hands and takes forever to order. "Oi, sabar lah. I know you damn hungry. But I don't know what I want". I call them the Confused.
Group C
Everybody says that dish is nice and this group of people rebels. "I think I prefer Lamb Shank over Spaghetti Bolognaise.." . Yeap, they are the Gays and Lesbians.
Group D
This group of people wants everything. "Eh eh, I want everything that my friend just ordered!!" I think you're getting good at this - they are the Bisexuals.
Group E
When the food has arrived, they take a bit of everything from their friends' plate. "Nak cuba sikit boleh tak???" This group I call them the Curious.
Group F
"Jom, pergi next door." - The Transgenders.
So, which group do you belong to? :-)
5 comment(s):
LOL!!!! Freaking funny! Yea I am straight lol
hahahahahha! hm, now if i'm to compare my eating habits...:X
haha good one!
ill see how u order d next time we go makan.. haha!!!
Group B and you know it!
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